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"The big moments in life where joy overwhelms you to stunned retrospection may just be beaten by the collective pleasure of day-to-day wool socks", Nick.
tragic greats whose deals we would take
perhaps
perhaps
- Turing
- Nash
- Galileo
- Socrates
- Newton
- Lincoln
- Tupac
- Van Gogh
absolutely not
absolutely not
- Poe
- Caesar
- Kafka
- David Foster Wallace
- Earhart
- Bonaparte
- IFC President of Judicial Affairs
201 Roommates
Jo: the sweetest surprise, good level of clean, has a 15% discount at greenstar, asks first, the GREATEST site supporter, the purveyor of truth on chicken, 17, good at Friday morning memes in bed
Juliette: she is so great at living but does she exist during the mornings?
Chaska: the CLEANEST
Puppo: can sometimes sit, often pees on the floor, has the CUTEST walk, EIGHT
Sarah: can always sit, sometimes pees on the floor, has the second CUTEST walk, A+
Nick: See Exhibit A
Exhibit A
Chairs
Chaska: Good for sitting.
Sarah: B out of 7
Fingers
Thumb
Pretty good. Shorter than the others. Opposable (that means you can take it off right?). Good for the thumbs up and thumbs dow. Cannot sit inside nose. Pretty ugly but can be sucked on. 7.3/10 (also good for texting)
Index
Fuck index funds! 1/5
Middle
Expressive; sometimes a little to0 much. B+
Ring
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... 34%
Pinky
I feel similarly about the pinky as I do about Pluto, and Jeb Bush, I wish you were relevant but you're not. Pls clap.
Guy Fieri
AAA, we aren't convinced you can cook, but your fashion sense is impeccable.
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